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2011-04-28T21:29:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! If you're looking for a fun, inspirational, creative blog -- this probably isn't it. I'm taking a temporary break from blogging, hopefully to be reinstated on another venue soon! But if you're hungry for some photography, go check out my Facebook!

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Hope to see you on a new blog soon!

India trip [day 38.]

2010-07-16T00:40:00.000-07:00

Wow. I got 100 blog views in the past two days. That's more than I've gotten in the past two months.

Thank you guys to your positive responses to my last post, I just really needed to be completely honest and get it out, and I'm glad it touched some of your hearts.

But this post won't make you cry, I promise.

I know, I know, I am a terrible terrible blogger and I'm sure I'll get in plenty of trouble when I return to the states. But for right now, I'm 9,500 miles away, so what are you going to do? Ha.

But I do have my excuses!

Our crazy landlord kicked us out of our house, like I mentioned in one of my past posts, so we've been moving to an apartment in Nelamangala [pronounced Neh-la-mungla.]

I won't lie to you and say I like it better here than I did in Bangalore. That would be false. Moving from Bangalore to Nelamangala is like moving from New York City to Duncan, Oklahoma. I have to get used to a COMPLETELY different environment now. But after a few days I'm starting to like it. A huge plus to this apartment is that it is literally right across the street from the school, so I've been able to teach every single day and I am SO happy. I have developed such a love for my 8th and 9th grade. They are wonderful. I don't know any more about photography to teach them now, so we sit around and talk about America. So far they think my sister on her wedding day is the most beautiful American they've ever seen, Lady Gaga music is amazing, screamo music is scary, and the cup game is the greatest thing ever created. It's so much fun to go to those classes. I look forward to it.

The reason I'm sitting around teaching them absolutely nothing is because my 10th grade class is very very far behind, and we have to wait for them in order to move on. They have very few free classes, so they're only about halfway done with my photography course. To be blatantly honest, I would be ecstatic if I never had to walk into that classroom again. They are awful. Excluding one girl, the entire class is...well, to throw aside all political correctness, a bunch of little brats. I don't know if it's just because we're the same age, or they hate photography, or I'm American, or SOMETHING. They just talk and talk and talk and mock me to my face and purposefully ask ridiculous questions that I don't know how to answer.

I know, I know. Despite all of that I should be patient and show them the love of Christ, but yesterday I just lost it. After teaching to closed ears [except that one girl, bless her heart. She loves photography.] for about half an hour I threw down my chalk and yelled something to the effect of "Okay, LOOK. If you want to not listen to me and jack around during my class, fine by me. It does not affect me in ANY way if every single one of you fails this class. I know you don't care about this, but this is an actual class and I'm sure your parents are going to be so happy to learn that you flunked it. I'm going to America in a month, I'm never going to see any of you ever again, so go ahead. Keep talking. Fail this class. I don't care. I honestly do not. But you know what? I'm your teacher and you have to respect me. Don't come crying to Sister Josna when 8th and 9th graders pass this class with flying colors and you have a failed class on your records. It's certainly not because I'm not teaching."

No one said a word the rest of the hour.

Yes, I was harsh, yes, they'll be their usual terrors tomorrow, but maybe I broke through to ONE person.

I'm actually going to ask the headmaster if I can stop teaching them once we get done with this course. In no way are they promoting my walk with Christ that I'm supposed to be showing to these kids.

Okay. Enough angry teenage rants.

I'll blog tomorrow.

I actually will.

India trip [day 35.]

2010-07-14T00:49:00.000-07:00

We're so selfish.

It deeply ashames me to be a selfish, spoiled American.

It started at the train station on my way to my second trip to Raichur, where beggars covered the floor like tile, sleeping so as to not feel the hunger that may or may not kill them, and the ones who where awake surrounding me on their knees, begging the American for something, anything, that could keep them alive one more day.

Begging the American who daily complains about the wealth I have, constantly wasting food, taking advantage of how amazing it is that I can eat this week.

They're so happy that they can sleep somewhere warm tonight. Warm, with rats crawling over the sleeping bodies, cockroaches resting in their matted hair, dirt covering their bodies like a second skin. How dare I complain about my lack of air conditioning when I should be rejoicing that I have walls?

At our church, there is a certain woman who weeps with joy during worship every Sunday. Her hands raised to God, it's obvious that her heart is overflowing with the love of Christ. This past Sunday we gave her a ride to her "house." I put that in quotations because it was sheet metal and tarp sloppily put together to provide shelter from the constant rain. I was shocked. We get angry at God for not giving us that job promotion, for not giving us everything we think we deserve. Yet this woman, this woman on the brink of starvation, revolves her entire life around the time she spends with Christ. She puts all her hardships aside, for she knows that something so much better is coming. Her life is James 1 exemplified. I was in awe and sick to my stomach with memories of my past unthankfulness.

Then there's the orphanage. The boy who doesn't ever speak because his father looked him in the eyes as he murdered his mother and then committed suicide right in front of him. The girl with only a few of her fingers and toes because that's how her mother would punish her. The boy with knife scars all over his body. The countless, countless beautiful little girls who will never be blessed with children because of the abuse their fathers put them through. The innumerable number of children who grew up eating animal excrement, trash, anything they could get just to stay alive.

And here I am, making "such a sacrifice" by giving up my summer to come here. Here I am, disgusted by the thought of not being able to shower at least every other day. Here I am, practically devastated because I have to sit in the dirt sometimes.

God is showing this to me to reveal my own greedy heart. Not in a rebuking manner, but a deeply humbling one. This trip has made me view everything I own so differently. For a while, I'm going to be so happy with what I have, thankful to be able to sleep in a bed, blessed to have a school I can go to.

The sad part is, I know it won't last. Maybe a month after I come back, if it even lasts that long, I'm going to start throwing fits because a restaurant gave me the wrong order, because Chicken Express gave me two chicken strips instead of three, because my mom punished me for something I did wrong.

I don't deserve any of it. I should be the one living in the tarp and sheet metal.

I'm so lucky.

Photo challenge [i ♥ faces entry.]

2010-07-06T00:51:00.000-07:00

Hi therrre. This is Allison. Isn't she lovely?

This is my challenge entry for I ♥ Faces [<-- the link is there.]. It's for teens only and, hey, I'm sixteen. So I thought I'd give it a go. :]

I'll India blog later, y'all.

India trip [day 18.]

2010-06-27T08:07:00.000-07:00

Hello, all.

Honestly, nothing blog-worthy has happened since my last post on Tuesday.

Wednesday, I taught another day of school, this one MUCH more successful than the last, considering Angel accompanied me to every class. They're a little scared of her.

Thursday, I woke up early to go to the school, and instead they told me that I'm going to an art gallery. Okay..? Whatever. So I jumped in an auto-rickshaw [picture below.] and was towed around to everywhere BUT an art gallery. I had woken up feeling a little sick, and this little trek was NOT helping. Each new place we went, I immediately scoped out a place to throw up if need be. Yeah, nice. Finally, as we were sitting in waiting chairs for one of Angel's appointments, I got a tiny bit feverish and had a long conversation with Nick in our own language. Yes, Nick is still in the US. And no, we do not have our own language. At this realization I realized I needed to go home. A good decision, based on the fact that I ran upstairs and threw up right when we arrived. I love how I got sick the day after I rejoiced to everyone that I hadn't gotten sick yet. The irony is awful.

Friday, I was still pretty sick. So I didn't have to teach, thankfully. By evening, though, I felt MUCH better. No more crazy hallucination Nick.

Saturday, I woke up early to go to school, [yes, there's school on Saturdays] feeling fine. Nothing. Not even an art gallery. Just. Didn't do anything. I Facebooked all day. I don't get why.

So Saturday was a little...nerve-grinding. I got five days to teach my photography class. I went to two. Yes, I get to extend my class. But STILL. This is not the first time things like this has happened. "Definitely" is not a word here. Plans do not exist. They say we're doing something tomorrow, eh, we'll get around to it next week. I don't understand it! It's so frustrating. It's really hard to explain...just. Pray for me. It's getting really discouraging that I leave everything for three months to come help here, and they say "Well, since you're here for three months, we can wait." [No. They have not literally said that. It's just a summation.]

It's not that I regret coming. I really don't. It's just...ugh! I wish I could explain what I'm trying to say. I could just as easily been checking Facebook in a country where they use toilet paper.

But I'm waiting on God. He's got his reasonings. I'm trying not to give up just yet.

There's a few things that have been curing my boredom, though. :]

1] Etsy shopping! Er..browsing. I love love love Etsy jewelry.

[second image - get it? Like. Key to your heart. I found it clever...]

2] Wistful decor shopping.

[love love this. been planning on painting this one on of my walls for like. A year.]

[soo cute.]

[ohhhh, i love bookends. yes those are fish.]

[yes. i am five years old. yes. i want to be a pirate when i grow up.]

[dinosaurs have kinda been my thing since i was like. five. don't make fun.]

3] Clothes shopping!

4] This boy. :]

[mhmm. i love him. ha.]

5] Ben 10.

[it's the only english show on tv. shut up. it's good.]

7] Blog posts about random crap.

[auto rickshaw! meet india's taxicab.]

That's all.

Comment! Share! Especially you, Gatlin people.

Side notes:

Almost all of these photos/cute objects can be attributed to various sellers on Etsy. I was introduced to Etsy by Michelle, I think, and it's definitely worth visiting.

Question: Is it "London Bridges falling down" or "London Bridge IS falling down"?! I've always sang it as bridges, but if it's not...I'm crestfallen, to say the least. It's like this is life's way of getting back at me for never believing in Santa Claus.

India trip [day 13.]

2010-06-22T05:37:00.000-07:00

Can I please express to you how mind-boggling it is that I've only been here for 13 days, and I've only been gone for 15? I seriously sat and recounted the days about five times, just to make sure. It's been months to me. And I don't say that in a bad way. Though, if I said I was a busy girl, I would be lying. I've been sitting at home playing escape games and Tetris for the past week.

However, joy of all joys, I FINALLY got out of the house today. I finally began my teaching career at the school. Ohhhh what an experience. I've never seen children's faces look as confused as they did when I walked in the "IIX Standard" door. Nervously I cleared my throat and began with a wise opening statement: "Uhh. Hi there!". Open mouth stares. Literally. Then they all snapped out of it and said hello back. I commenced in telling them my name, which they can't pronounce, trying to take a picture of them, at which point they told me the lens cap was still on, and explaining that yes, my hair was supposed to be in my eyes, which they find hard to believe. I then stuttered my way through a short photography lesson, which pretty much only consisted of cramming "NEVER USE FLASH" down their throats. But the eighth graders were a pretty forgiving group.

I can't say the same for the ninth graders. You know the open mouth stares the eighth graders had? Add that, giggling at every word I said, grabbing my camera from my hands, flirty looks from the boys, not answering a single question, making up fake names for themselves, and putting the eraser on the top shelf so 5'2 me can't reach it. You've got my ninth grade class. It was a disaster. Though, I think I eventually got the no flash point across.
Luckily, those were the only two classes I had today. After school, Cyril felt sorry for me and took me to buy Pepsi and chocolate. I was a happyyyy girl.

We'll see what tomorrow holds in store for me.

On a sad note, we had a little two-month old puppy. She got out, and some strays got her [have I mentioned that there are strays EVERYWHERE?]. They broke her spinal cord and she's paralyzed from the waist down. It's seriously one of the saddest things I've ever seen. She just slumped in a corner and cried for days. Thankfully, they took her to be put to sleep today. But I was saddd.

On a happy note, we got a new puppy!Meet Mowgli, my [and yes, I say my] three-week-old pomeranian. Sooo cute.

Hmm. What else has happened. Oh! I taught youth on Sunday morning. It went so well. I taught over 1 Timothy 2. I only had one slip up - I used Nick as an example. I was rather confused as to why everyone's eyes got huge when I said that I had a boyfriend, but Cyril later explained to me that that's completely forbidden here. Soooooo my church thinks I'm a sinner. Ha.

Do you have any questions? Feel free to ask!

Side notes:

I know I said I'd blog about Raichur and I PROMISE I will, but I'm waiting for some way to upload pictures.

Still house hunting.

Cyril leaves in a week. I'm so scared to be here without someone as fluent in English as him. Ha.

I have over fifty mosquito bites on my legs. It's getting ridiculous.

My momma's sending me a care package. :]:]

I know so much Kannada. And by that, I mean I know about ten words. But I can hold a conversation about food! Lol.

I promise to try to blog more. Honest.

India trip [day 7.]

2010-06-15T23:22:00.000-07:00

So, I realized that my title days aren't days I've been gone, but days I've been in India, just to clarify. I've been gone nine days.

So! I have officially survived my first week! It literally feels like it's already been a month. Seriously. It's insane.

I have no way to upload pictures to my Mac yet, considering I forgot to bring my card reader, but Cyril keeps promising we will go get a cord, so I will have a picture post soon.

This week has been a busy one so far.

On Sunday morning I went to my first church service. It was amazing. It's so different than the services here. Never have I seen such unbridled joy to be in the house of God. From the moment I walked in [shoeless, of course. this is holy ground.] all I saw were smiles. Everyone ran to me and touched my face and said how beautiful I was and everyone wanted me to sit with them. Lol. They were so excited for me to be there. When church started, we sang first. It literally made my jaw drop. Every single person in the building [about 115] sang at the top of their lungs and clapped and some people brought tambourines and drums and everyone just worshipped God wholeheartedly. It wasn't a burden to get up early and go to church, it was a blessing. It wasn't tiring to stand and sing, but it was what they look forward to all week. The songs lasted about eight minutes each, and we sang about five. And never did the joy stop. Never did I see anyone stop singing or clapping. They were so ecstatic to praise God. It was so amazing.

When singing was over, they called me up to the stage and introduced me and had me address the church shortly, then gave me a HUGE bouquet of flowers. I was so nervous. Lol.

Some teenage girls sitting in the audience [audience? I don't think that's the right word. Among the congregation.] started talking in Kannada to Sister Jossna, and she translated and said that they all think I'm nineteen or twenty. So I told them I was sixteen. 3/4 of the entire church gasped and put their hands over their mouths. I am not joking. Lol.

Cyril then preached a message about the blind man at the gate that was healed, which he translated for me at first, then he got into it and forgot. Lol. But it seemed like a good message.

Did I mention that anytime someone prays it literally goes about ten minutes? It was so different. I wish I understood the language.

After it was all over, people stay and talk for over an hour. All the children ran up to me and asked me questions in broken English, the most prominent being what my family's names were. When I told them John, Dona, Kate, and Scott, they all laughed. They thought they were the funniest names. Lol. This one little girl never spoke to me, just stood beside me and stroked my arm. She was so cute. The kids were an ego boost too, they all told me I'm so pretty. Lol. They were so entranced by the fact that my eyes were blue. Ha. They all invited me to their houses.

Sunday night, I began my journey to the town of Raichur, about 300 miles and 10 or so hours by train away. But I'll blog about that in a seperate post.

Side notes: I love not wearing makeup.

I've been wearing my hair in pigtails. Yes, it's finally long enough to do that.

Indians think my headbands are funny.

I'm pretty sure my esophagus has been spiced away.

There's a McDonalds, Taco Bell, Dominoes, and KFC here. We're going. I'm scared.

We are having to move. Our landlord came and said we had 15 days to get out. Sooo, that'll be fun. Pray for that.

A school bus for the orphanage got in an accident and some kids died. :[ I'm not sure of any details yet. But pray for that too.

Keep the emails and the prayers coming, guys.

phojotography@yahoo.com

India trip [day 2.]

2010-06-10T00:40:00.000-07:00

Hiiiii from India! This is my second day here, and I'm already over the time change. I'm awesome, right? Yeah I know! Lol. I had to walk a block to get to the internet, but they say our house will have internet soon.
Having this Mac is succchhhh a blessing, let me emphasize.
The power goes out at random times during the day, so we just kind of sit around and I play Mac chess. Lol. I'm already kind of sick of Indian food. On a positive note, I have about 7 cups of hot tea a day.
This is going to be a long and boring post, but stay with me here.
We arrived at the Bangalore airport at 3:30 am India time [4:00 US time]. I was literally the only American in the entire building. Ha. I'm getting used to being stared at. Alot.

When we went outside, I was showered with bouquets of flowers and a garland…thing by Cyril's [that's the man I'm living with/traveled with] wife and mother. Then went on a crazy tazi ride and discovered that the cars are like British cars – the steering wheel/driving lane is backwards. I also realized that honking is very very very prevalent. Anytime you pass someone, you flash your brights and honk multiple times. There are also no stop signs at intersections. You just…go. Ha. Also lanes don’t really matter. We swerved back and forth, drove in the middle, who cares? When we arrived at Sister Jossna’s [Cyril's mom] house [where I am staying] we took off our shoes, had the grand tour, and went to sleep. I have my own room, and I have three beds. Lol. I got to choose which one. There are no air conditioners in India, so my fan was on full blast and all my windows were open.

I set my alarm for 9 am because I didn’t want to be rude and sleep all day, however badly I wanted to. I went downstairs and had my first Indian meal of the summer- Indian bread and curry potatoes. Then they told me that Cyril was still asleep, so I went upstairs and slept until 5pm. Ha.

I watched an Indian movie that had the same plot as Home Alone, along with some of the same actions [AKA paint cans coming down from the stairs, tarantula on the guys face, etc.] except that dogs were the ones saving the house? Whatever. There are bugs EVERYWHERE. I just had to get ants off my laptop.

For dinner there was lots of rice and chicken and mango juice. Mango juice, I believe, is going to be my saving grace this summer. It is WONDERFUL. That and rice will sustain me. Lol. And some tea.
Ohoh!
I forgot to tell you.
In Canada I was interrogated by very scary Canadian policemen. [eh?] They were completely suspicious of the fact that I was a 16-year-old white girl traveling with a 40-year-old Indian man. Lol. They were SO mean. Ohmygoodness. They asked about a billion questions about Cyril, my parents, my photography, my luggage, etc, and then took my phone away and left me alone for about 30 minutes. Yeah, that was unnerving. Then I was escorted to literally the most frightening bathroom I have ever experienced. When I came back, he kind of shoved everything back at me and sent me on my way. Fun, eh? I hate Canadians, I've decided. Well, policemen, at least.
Anywayyy. I'll let you stop reading my ridiculously long post. Keep me in your prayers and email me! phojotography@yahoo.com
-johannah

PS. I have no hair products of any kind. Yayyyy natural flippy hair.
PPS - Gatlin members, PLEASE give people my blog url and/or ask Pam to put it in the announcements. I think this will be the replacement for my email updates.

PPPS - I learned my first Kannada word today - Bakasura. It means glutton. I call Cyril that and everyone just laughs and laughs. Lol. Indians have a fun sense of humor.

India trip [hong kong.]

2010-06-08T07:09:00.000-07:00

Hey alll. In case you didn't know, I am no longer in the states. I'm on my way to India!

I've been traveling for the past 20 hours.

I am a sleepy, grody, smelly girl, sitting in the Hong Kong airport.

I just want to shower and sleep. Sleep first.

I have one more flight and a train ride left.

I'll update in more detail tomorrow, and I'll tell you about my Canadian adventures with the mean police. Ha.

Keep me in your prayers, please.

Kate [maternity.]

2010-05-27T19:36:00.000-07:00

So. Little mouse, me. Middle mouse, my brother. Big mouse, my sister.
A lot has changed since then and it's INSANE that I'm taking maternity pictures for my sister now. It's a little sad, actually...she's having the baby AND moving to Missouri while I'm in India.
But! She didn't trust me at all. I took her to locations and she literally dissed me because they were "ugly." Well how's this for ugly, Kate?
Yeah. That's what I thought. So enjoy.
Side note: Six days until I leave.
I went and got my shots today and I was on the news! It was fun. Ha.
Had a MASSIVE shopping trip.
Tomorrow is the first time I get to sleep in since...ever. Goodness.
Had to cancel my senior shoot today because my car died in the middle of Marlow. :[
Anywayy. Next post...Jordan's senior pics?

Sabrina [pageant.]

2010-05-17T15:52:00.000-07:00

A while back I did a shoot with the Alvarez family. Remember?
No? Okay...remember her?
Yep. That's what I thought.
Well, Sabrina's momma called me to shoot the Little Miss V-A pageant, in which "Bina" participated.
[yeah, I know. Not the greatest quality of shot. I've got a Rebel. They don't shoot stage shots too well.]
She had to wear a "sporty" outfit,
and a "formal" one.
No, she didn't win. But at least she's cute, right?
Side note: I leave in 15 days.
I'm not exactly prepared yet.
THOUGH! I did get my new luggage in. :]
Sooo cute. :]
This picture pretty much sums up the last week. Ha.
In the next fifteen days I need to:
-Pack to move out of my house and into my new one.
-Pack to live in India [in my new luggagggge].
-Get the crazy Indian man off my Facebook who keeps saying that "my India shirts have the wrong map of India and I need to get them off Facebook ASAP. How would I like it if he wore a USA shirt with a distorted United States on it?"
-Get my Visa.
-Get my shots. :/
-Finish up all my shoots [and deliver all my old ones]
-Watch Ed Wood
-Finish the boy's India present.
-Do all my oh-so-fun homework.
Yay next two weeks!

Next post: My sister's maternity photosss.

Brittany [senior.]

2010-05-07T18:53:00.000-07:00

So. This is Brittany. I don't know her very well but this shoot was a blast. Her momma tagged along and we went to Redbud Park. Isn't she presh?

25 days until I leave.
The stress is setting in.
I've got sooo much to do.

I got set back a bit by some health issues. Had a CAT scan on Wednesday, but it came out clean.
So, we're waiting it out.
Had to cancel two shoots. :/
But! Four more shoots left for the season. I hope I can get them done.

On a positive note, I found this little beauty on modcloth.com.
Isn't it ADORABLE?
Too bad I can't afford crap right now.
Bah.

Allison [senior.]

2010-04-09T13:30:00.000-07:00

This is my last new post, I promise. [...maybe.]
Allison is one of my really good friends, and I love the bejeepers out of her. Allison's momma and her fiance came along and this shoot was crazy fun.
Isn't she lovely?

She's a wee bit crazy, too. :]
That's all.
:]

Kara and Dennis [wedding.]

2010-04-09T12:46:00.001-07:00

I know, I know. This was forever ago. But through getting my wisdom teeth getting out, preparing for drama regionals [which I got double champion at, beteadub.], and trying to get ready for India, I've had time for absolutely NO fun.

Well, okay, that's an overexaggeration. But at the least, no time for blogging.
So yes, Kara and Dennis DID get married. And they are very very happy.
I was SO sick during this wedding. So so sick. I had to stop throwing up long enough to shoot the rehearsal dinner and then I slept right up until an hour before the service. But, needless to say, it got done and I got to see my friends tie the knot.

Dennis gave Kara this right before the wedding. Beautiful.
The decorations were so so cute.

And I even got a little publicity. ;)

Random Update.
State is in 7 days!
I'm a bit nervous.
Senior Shoot and ACT tomorrow.
Get my India t-shirts tomorrow, too.
Garage Sale 30th and the 1st.
Kate's baby shower the 8th.
Busyyyyyyy.
:/

India Update [tshirts.]

2010-04-09T12:40:00.000-07:00

Hey guyssss.
I leave in...about 45 days! I'm soooo excited.
For those of you who don't know, I'm going to India May 20-somethingth and coming back August 14th. I'll be teaching English and Photography at an orphanage in Bangalore, India and I am ECSTATIC. This is one step towards God's ultimate plan for my life and I'm so ready to see how it plays out!
Anyways. I'm selling shirts to help send me [I need $3600 to go], and they are so so cute.

See?
If you're interested in buying one, please let me know!
Here's the Facebook group.
[jo.]

Johannah [slacker.]

2010-04-06T20:04:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I know. I haven't blogged in forever.
But don't worry. I've got some good shoots to blog, I'm just super super busy with India (which I'll also blog about) and school right now.
I miss you too.

India t-shirt designs!

2010-03-07T17:19:00.000-08:00

Hey guys! I am in need of a design for t-shirts I'm making to raise money for my India trip. I'm in no way creative as far as stuff like that goes, so I would really appreciate ANY ideas you may have! You can email me at phojotography@yahoo.com!

Side Note: Guess who left her phone in Norman? Yep.

New pho[jo.] prices.

2010-03-06T21:04:00.000-08:00

Hey guys.
:]
My prices have officially been raised, y'all. I've got to start raising money for India.
Sorry! I know, I was the cheap $25 dollar photographer. But now I'm $40. So it's not too bad.
The end.

Kara [bridal.]

2010-02-23T14:43:00.000-08:00

Remember Kara and Dennis?

(I'd hope so. It was my most recent post!)
Anyway. It'sssss.....almost wedding time! I'm super excited to shoot the actual wedding this weekend, and I did some bridal shots with this beautiful Kara girl Sunday (whilst battling a stomach virus. Whoo.).
Enjoy. :]

Random piece of paper that says Party Time? Brilliant.
"We HAVE to take a picture with it!"

Side note: I bought a new lens from the lovely Amanda Keith of Indie Jane Photography. She's an outstanding photographer and definitely one of my biggest inspirations. Check her out?

Kara and Dennis [engagement.]

2010-02-10T21:41:00.000-08:00

Meet Kara and Dennis.

(You know, every shoot has one shot that makes the whole shoot worth it. This is it.)

They're getting married the 27th, and guess who gets to shoot it? Yepp. :]

They were a whole bunch of fun, obviously. Ha.

Dennis's son Tyler [and dog, Missy] joined us, too.
So! Enjoy, few followers of mine.

(Dennis reminds me of The Godfather.)

The End! Well. Actually definitely NOT the end. This was one of the longest shoots ever. Ha. Kara is very interested in photography, and I took a crazy bunch.
But I love them.
:]

Side Note.
I haven't slept in three days.
What do I do in the middle of the night?
Supercurl my hair.

Jerusha Tebeth [newborn.]

2010-01-25T16:24:00.000-08:00

Michelle FINALLY had her little girl, Jerusha.

Welcome to the world, little baby. :]

Aren't We Adorable?

2009-12-23T20:57:00.000-08:00

The answer is yes. Yes we are.

Meet Nick.

He's my adorable little beau. You're jealous, right?

Well, we had a little mini-shoot a couple of weeks ago and can I please repeat the fact that we are dang CUTE?

[Yes, Michelle. That's a kiss. Calm down.]

We're a little...odd.

Anyways. There's really no point to this post EXCEPT to brag. So. Here's some more proof of our cuteness. :]

The Alvarez Family - Christmas Photos.

2009-12-22T15:11:00.000-08:00

So, I have had several shoots this past year. However, all of them have been with people I have known and whatnot.

Last Sunday, that changed.
Meet the Alvarez family, who got my number through a family friend.
I was scared out of my mind.
However! The shoot turned out great and they were alot of fun.
Ready?
Here we go.

This is Isabella. She was cute as a button and an absolute camera diva. :]

So there you go!

We just got wireless today, so now I'll be able to blog a lot more!

I'm trying to catch up, so more posts to come. :]

The Johnsons - Christmas Photos/Maternity

2009-12-20T12:57:00.000-08:00

So. This is the shoot of the Johnsons. My favorite subjects and my second family.
They asked me to take pictures for Christmas, and Michelle asked me to take a few maternity pictures.
Ready? Go.

This is such a crazy time.

2009-10-22T15:06:00.001-07:00

This is my baby.
My car, Evey.
She's totalled.
I miss her.
I'm fineish.
My passengers are fine.
HIS truck is completely unharmed.
I am bitter.
Love, Jo.

Also. I think I'm going to get a new blog with the url phojotography.
Thoughts?

Sneak Peek

2009-10-19T09:16:00.000-07:00

So. Last week I had a birthday shoot with my lovely friend Kasey.
I loooooove doing shoots with her! This is our second one and she is just adorable.
And when I say adorable, I actually mean ridiculously gorgeous and photogenic.
See?

Yeah,
it makes me sick.

More later!

No, I'm not dead.

2009-09-20T12:38:00.000-07:00

Just busy.
Quick update, yeah?
Okay. I'm for sure going to India. $3600 dollars left to go, I'm going to be there from May 23rd-ish to August 18th-ish. Can you say excited? I'm ecstatic.
Junior year has begun.
I can drive legally.
I got in my first trouble with the police. [Just curfew, no fears.]
Still no job...
Got paid to take pictures for the very first time.
How 'bout some recent pictures? I'll write more later.

Also! Michelle and I won $20 with this:

So, this photo uploader is laaaaame.
I'll post more later...maybe.

India

2009-04-30T15:43:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!
I just wanted to ask for a little bit of prayer.
I really feel like God is telling me to go to India.
My entire life, my whole family has gone on several mission trips. I've had several opportunities to go, but I've never felt called to missions. I think if I had ever gone on one, it would have been like a vacation, and not a mission trip. Does that make sense?
However, about two weeks ago I started to get a real heart for Ethiopia. I don't know why. God had just put it on my heart to pray for Ethiopia, so I have. Then it started getting weird. Every time I did my quiet time, went to church, listened to the radio, whatever, something was said about missions. I was really skeptical as to whether or not it was from God [as if it isn't obvious], considering I'd never felt called before.
Last night, we had two guests at our church: a woman and her son. The were from India. They asked us to pray for India and whatnot, and told their stories. Right from the beginning, a lightbulb went off in my head. It was like God was yelling, "JO! This is IT!" and it just got more and more persistant the longer I listened.
So! With that said, I need you guys to pray for me. For wisdom in knowing what God wants me to do, for finding a way to get to India, all that!
However, that is all for now. There's a little boy who needs my attention. {babysitting!}
Love, Johannah.

[[Reflection]]

2009-04-27T18:53:00.000-07:00

This is my adult entry for Iheartfaces, THIS awesome blogness. Ch-check it.

Dew be dew be dew.

2009-04-27T17:25:00.000-07:00

I'm addicted to Diet Mountain Dew. I just want to start with that statement.

I had a legit reason for blogging. I had a very good subject. However, once I pushed the "New Post" button, the idea fled my brain immediately. So! I will post a picture.

The other pictures from this shoot are no bueno. Ugh. It's not fun.

Well. That is all.
No wait!
Go listen to the song I Giorni. It's a must.
Here.

My Millicent Conversation

2009-04-10T16:03:00.001-07:00

"Millicent, what do you want to be when you get big?"
"Ummm...a animal."
"What kind of animal?"
"I don't know!"
**3 minutes later, when she finds a toy giraffe**
"NANA! I want to be a daff!"
"A giraffe?! But then people will make fun of your long neck."
"...I will push them down with my neck."

I love three year olds.

Drama Regionals.

2009-03-29T10:44:00.001-07:00

So. The past two days have been very hectic. I was in Bethany, OK for Speech/Drama/Debate Regionals.
I took Dramatic Interpretation, Dramatic Duet, and Monologue.
I am Regional Champion in Dramatic Duet, along with my partner Kasey (yes, the one whose pictures are further down the page.)
I am Regional Runner-Up in Dramatic Interp, and I beat a girl from Lone Grove I've been wanting to beat since I first saw her. So. I'm very happy with that.
In Monologue, I got fifth. Now, I'm no so happy with that. Don't get me wrong, I don't think anything is bad about getting fifth, but I just don't want to go to State in Monologue.
Monologue requires one half humorous, one half dramatic. I am NOT a humorous actress.
Therefore, I don't want to do it any more. Hah. But!
Yes. More to come later.

Group Shoot

2009-03-25T06:42:00.001-07:00

So. I have a photo shoot with a group of five people in two weeks.
Five people is hard for me.
I need good ideas.
Help me out?

I ♥ Faces Entry

2009-03-22T14:28:00.000-07:00

I'm entering this photo as my IHeartFaces [this awesome blog] entry for the "No Flash" week, since it was my favorite K&B shot and it's totally naturally light. Cross your fingers!

♥

2009-03-21T13:34:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone! (I'm so happy I can say that now!)

This past Thursday I took some pictures of my gorgeous friend Kasey and her boyfriend Brodie.

It was my first "real" photo shoot so I was pretty nervous. However, I'm really happy with how it turned out. Here are a few of my favorites (But oh, how I wish I could post all 60...)

P.S. It drives me insane how tiny these become when I post them on here. So just...zoom or something. Haha. :]

This one is my absolute FAVORITE.

I'm the O and the E, you're the L and the V.

2009-03-16T19:58:00.000-07:00

Heya, people
I'm really loving this IHeartFaces blog.

I totally plan on entering some stuff.
Thanks, Michelle.

So!
I took a few not-so-good experimental photos during nursery on Sunday with my Canon...and they are all pretty grainy because I hadn't figured out the concept of ISO levels yet. But! I chose my favorites.

Here you go.

[[I like shooting babies. Hah.]]

He walks with his tongue out.

Cutest thing EVER.

This one could have been alot better if Ashlea wasn't back there...

I like it, though, because Mill's blurred except for her smile.

I like this one because of the light effect.

If your computer's brightness is low, you probably don't see it like I do.

This one CRACKS me up. Look at both the kids' faces.

And this one, I don't need to explain. :]
So, comment and whatnot.

Do you want to take my picture?

2009-03-12T06:13:00.001-07:00

My camera is at my house!!!

However, I am not...

Stupid rule that constitutes school attendence...

Only seven hours until I can go home and have a second birthday.

Which I desperately need, considering I'm going to fail my English test tomorrow.

I'm also stressing out about that stupid couple shoot next week.

I need cute ideas. And I do NOT want to take them at the park. But alas, I must.

Bagh, I say.

Random picture time!

Hey, what can I say? I'm a dork whose favorite show is The Office.

I'll post pictures of my beautiful Canon tomorrow.

Love and War,
[jo.]

Let them eat cake AND ice cream.

2009-03-11T18:47:00.000-07:00

Hey only-person-who-ever-reads-my-blog!
Hehe.
My camera STILL has not come.
I'M.
GOING.
INSANE.
Though, I already have two bookings.
Keep 'em coming, world.
The stupid UPS man tells me it will come on Friday.
Pish posh, I say.
Bloody ridiculous.
Let them eat cake, and let my Rebel come tomorrow.
Friday will come, and I will figure out they lied to me.
Bagh.

What can I say? I'm a Rebel.

2009-03-09T15:32:00.001-07:00

Whoa, it's been a very long while since I have posted on this.
However! I really believe I'll start up again, considering I GOT MY CANON!
Yeah. It's amazingly outstanding.
It will hopefully come in the mail Wednesday. I'm very, very excited.

"Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person." - The Office

2009-02-01T19:54:00.000-08:00

I am a disgrace, a black speck upon the pure name of blogging.
I did not blog. For TWO days.
I truly am ashamed and apologize to everyone.
But! Let's recap the past two days, shall we?

On Friday I did nothing all day, for my school is a pansy and decided to cancel school. AGAIN.
I have not been to school since last Monday because of a tiny bit of ice.
However! I am not bitter.

On Friday night I babysat Michelle's kids, and Asa said my name! Well...if saying "Nananananananana" counts. Which it does. However, he refuses to say it again.
After I was done babysitting, I stayed the night with Ashlea. We watched some weird movie from the eighties with Keanu Reeves in it. Actually, I cannot spell his name worth a flip. But you get me. Anyway! Friday wasn't very exciting. Saturday, on the other hand, was fun.

On Saturday I went to IHOP for Millicent's third birthday. [Millicent being one of Michelle's children]
I met some of their extended family that I've never met and they were really fun. Then the IHOP staff came out and sang to Millicent, from which she hid her face in Ashlea's neck. Which was pretty hilarious to me.
After the party I hung out with Ashlea some more, lost a game of Sequence, and got sweet tea spilled all over me. She also stole my iPod, but I did not discover this until today. But I punched her in the arm. So we're even now.

On Saturday night I went to my friend Mikey's house for "Movie Night." Movie Night is just a time when me and some of my friends (Mikey, Erica, Emma, Alex, Malia, and sometimes my best friend Parker) hang out at someone's house and watch a movie. This time we watched Juno.
During which I walked two miles on the treadmill. Ha. I was feeling very...single. The Movie Night group consists of only one other un-taken person. So yeah.

After Movie Night I came home to watch the HUGE UFC fight. BJ Penn vs. George St. Pierre. It was a great fight, ladies and gentlemen. Is it surprising that I am a MMA addict? I don't want to spoil anything. Though I wish I could. GSP was flawless, and BJ Penn's legs are like another pair of arms. It's scary.

Wow. I am SUCH a horrible blogger. I just...post things. Ha. But. I'll talk about today tomorrow. Right now I am watching The Office.

Rebel Fund consists of $257.80. Which is quite a bit less than $600. But I'm climbing. Slowly. Goal: Canon in my possession before May 15th.

Bye, bloggers. (Or should I say blogger?)

-Johannah

[[Unplayed pianos sing me to sleep]]

2009-01-29T12:06:00.000-08:00

Fond greetings to all who may be reading this dreaded first post.

I decided to start a blog because...well. I'm not exactly sure why.

However! I'd like to begin with a quote. This quote was randomly on the "preview layout" and I liked it quite a bit. I don't know why.

"I should be much for open war, O Peers,

As not behind in hate, if what was urged

Main reason to persuade immediate war

Did not dissuade me most, and seem to cast

Ominous conjecture on the whole success;

When he who most excels in fact of arms,

In what he counsels and in what excels

Mistrustful, grounds his courage on despair

And utter dissolution, as the scope

Of all his aim, after some dire revenge. "

Typing this in on my beloved search engine, Dogpile, brought up "Paradise Lost."

So there you have it, readers. I'm sure you're eternally grateful that I wasted your time with a random quote of John Milton's.

However, I do believe that a "first post" should tell a little about the blogger. So here I go.

My name is Johannah. (Pronounced Joe+Hannah. Pretty simple.) I am a "PK," which is short for "Preacher's Kid." Now, before you go off on your sterotypical thoughts, I must make it known that I am not stuck-up nor am I a rebel druggie.

Speaking of Rebel, I am very interested in photography and am currently saving my money for a Canon Digital Rebel XTi/Canon 4000 camera. It costs somewhere around the vicinity of $600 [not to mention accessories] and I'm nowhere CLOSE. Despite this, I will count down the monetary amount I lack each day I contribute to this blog. (Except today)

Anyway, right now I am feeling sore. We've had ice covering the ground for the past few days and my friend Ashlea and I played on it last night. And, being the pansy that I am, I am very sore from it. But she is too, so I don't feel as bad. This is us, by the way.

Ashlea is on the right, and I am the one with the beard. (Yes, it is eyeliner. And yes, it was Lumberjack Day. Also, Ashlea did NOT dress up, therefore making me look out-of-place. However, I still love this picture.)

Well. With this, I conclude my first blog post.

Respectfully yours,

[johannah]